Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Seriously?

You couldn't be bothered to send me flowers ONCE the 6 months we dated, but think that sending them to me after I break up with you will change my mind??

6 comments:

Alissa said...

I have so been there. The ridiculously large bouquet that gets delivered at work so that everyone asks who got flowers and I have to sheepishly say that I did, and everyone is all happy for me until I explain they are from my ex-boyfriend.

(Actually, my first Christmas present from him was a bouquet of roses, which are nice, but not in my opinion a suitable Christmas gift on their own. He didn't make that mistake a second time, at least.)

weezermonkey said...

That guy is lame!

BikerPuppy said...

ROTFL!! Yeah, flowers do not = Christmas present! I actually had to give the flowers to the secretary sitting outside my office because some of them are lillies (they were closed yesterday and I hoped they were something else), and now they are spreading deadly pollen around. So first, don't give me flowers until we're done. Then follow that up with poison allergy buster flowers that you know will make me suffer. You're right, WeMo. Lame!

BikerPuppy said...

BTW, I like your new avatar, Alissa!

Alissa said...

Thanks, BikerPuppy. This is actually a "professional" picture. Quotes are intentional since it was Target and I was ahead of two little girls in frilly dresses getting Christmas card picture shots. I had to get the "professional" picture for book publishing purposes, not for my Christmas cards.

BikerPuppy said...

Target rocks! How exciting about needing a real pic for something important!! Congrats on the book deal!!